This is one of a series of posts intended to show what various mage groups believe, how they think, and why they think the Sleepers ought to prefer their vision of reality. It is not intended as a complete picture of each group, or a 'fair' portrait. It's written as propaganda by each group, but honest propaganda. They won't lie, but they won't list their own flaws in detail either :) Naturally, these posts represent my own idiosyncratic views which I believe to be reasonably compatible with canon, but given my memory is at times rather sieve like, I may forget stuff. If you see a contradiction between this or the appropriate Trad/Conv book, it may or may not be deliberate. If you have suggestions for more questions that should be covered, please let me know. Nephandi and a bunch o' other stuff is all copyright of White Wolf, of course. You can find the ones done so far at: http://www.maison-otaku.net/~rhea/WW/index.html Enjoy! Descension 2000 Campaign Pamphlets: Nephandi Dr. Warwick, I presume? What are you doing in my home? Who are you? If you've done something to Vicki, I'll... You'll what? Aren't you just an humble college professor? The voice of the masses in these little interviews you've been doing? No, Dr. Warwick, your wife is just fine, other than the fact that we had to bind her in silver chains and lock her in the closet after she killed three of my favorite acolytes and bit off my left hand. She WHAT? You were aware your wife is a werewolf? WHAT? Your house is sitting on a node. Your wife is a werewolf. You've casually waltzed up to five technocrats and had tea and cookies with them...AFTER you talked to all of their enemies except for us first. How exactly did you contact all of these mages who are hiding from the world and each other, Dr. Warwick? I looked them up in the....I suppose it was unusual for them all to be in the local phonebook. Under Mages. It would rather simplify matters, but yes, that is unusual. So who are you? Why have you taken my wife hostage? And why do you care about all this? You can call me Flax. I represent the Nephandi, and we've taken quite an interest in you, Dr. Warwick. Perhaps you're simply the luckiest man alive, but I doubt that. Even Jodi Blake would have been hard pressed to pull off your little trip. Especially having a friendly chat with a member of the Bai Dai. He was hardly friendly. You lived. You can tell the Bai Dai like someone if they don't kill them. But enough about you, let's talk about me. Surely you're curious about what makes us tick? How we have managed to achieve the status of universal pariah? You're all a bunch of psychotic fools who've sold your souls to Things From Beyond and want to destroy all of space and time. That's about as much as I want to know. Let me tell you the true history of the Universe, Dr. Warwick, and perhaps you will understand us. In the beginning, there was Chaos, a roiling sea of possibility, of Quintessence raging untamed, unshaped, uncontrolled. Inevitably, pockets of order briefly appeared at various points in time, then were consumed by the Chaos, for Chaos includes Order as a subset of its infinite possibilities. Then, one day, in the infinite Chaos, the vagaries of chance created the first of the Pure Ones. No, the Pure Ones are not the shards of the One, for the One is a liar and a thief. But we shall come to that in time. The identity of the first Pure One is forgotten, but it was he or she who first imposed Order on Chaos through strength of will, forcing the Quintessence to form into patterns that suited his will, creating a pocket universe of his own devising. Over time, more and more Pure Ones emerged from the Chaos. Perhaps in some way the existence of the first one drew others forth, perhaps it was the working of some cosmic cycle. But that's not important right now. What is important is that the Pure Ones began to overpopulate. They interbred and had children, and gradually the pool of free Quintessence began to dwindle as more and more of it was locked down into Pocket Universes, or as they also are called 'Horizon Realms', though there was no Horizon in those days. And so they formed into leagues and made war with each other. Some drew their universes together and combined them or pooled their resources to create universes together. Many of these universes were blown up by their enemies, and gradually, all out war developed. It was at this time that one of the Pure Ones, the being you call 'The One', who lies and claims to have spawned the Pure Ones, withdrew from the others to brood. Some among us believe 'he' may have been the very first of the Pure Ones, while others assert he simply was too weak to fight it out for dominance with the others and fled in fear. Yet, we do give him some respect, for he came up with an idea that none of the other Pure Ones had thought of. He realized that he could split off pieces of himself, and that these pieces could grow in power and also manipulate the free Quintessence. They would lack the power to warp reality on so large a scale as he could, but as they grew, they would gain more power, yet as parts of himself, they could be kept under his control. Thus, he could make his pet project not just self- sustaining, but able to grow and slowly suck up more and more of the free Quintessence. The wars among his enemies had freed up some of it, as they destroyed each other's creations. And so he created his universe, and he broke off chunks of himself, which he named 'Pure Ones' in parody of his siblings, and himself, he named 'The One' or 'Gaia'. His creation would believe he was the summit of creation. Eventually, she would be able to reabsorb them, and she would gain their power, becoming the strongest of the true Pure Ones, and able to rule over all the others. Ahh yes, the so called 'Reconcilliation' the Celestial Chorus seeks will instead be a cannibal feast in which the One devours you all to gain the power to try to deal with the other Pure Ones once and for all, 'Ascension' merely a fattening of the pigs for slaughter. Not everything went so well as the One planned. Some of the One's 'Pure Ones' rebelled, having apparently absorbed their Father/Mother's fratricidal tendencies and desire to shape the One's Universe to THEIR specifications. It is fortunate for the rest of the Pure Ones, our masters, that the One's own children rebelled, else her plan might have gone off without a hitch, and the One would rule as a tyrant over all, both her creations and her peers. Yet, her plans went forward. The 'Pure Ones' of her making made other creatures, and those made yet more, and soon life rose and flourished within the One's world. And their minds began to slowly suck in all the free Quintessence from the Chaos, and process it into Order, an Order that has grown ever stronger over time, and spawned its own spirit beings to defend it and further it. It took millenia for the Pure Ones to realize the Quintessence was being drained. It took further millenia for them to locate the source. And then they made war upon the One. To their horror, Gaia defeated them, for she played them against each other and turned loose the greatest of her servants upon them, servants who had themselves swollen in strength to match many of the Pure Ones. And she erected a barrier to defend the heart of her creation, a wall known as the Horizon, a wall further strengthened by the fear of the true Pure Ones that she had placed within her children's hearts. And yet, not all was lost. The Pure Ones, now known as the Lords of the Nephandi, found allies within the One's Horizon, the mages who became known as the Nephandi, shapers who refused to bow to the will of the One and serve their maker, and the 'Fallen Ones', the collection of 'False Pure Ones' who had rebelled against the One in the beginning. And most importantly, while the One had driven off the Pure Ones, slaying many and sending the others to hide, lick their wounds, and rest, the One herself fell into slumber and ceased to be able to effectively control her creations directly, leaving them to fall out among each other. It was at this moment that the Shattering took place, we believe, that carved Gauntlets between the spirits, the living, and the dead, within her creation, the result of her injuries. Yet, with all our hatred of the One, we must admit she had done her job well. Gaia's creations ran of their own accord, and even with them warring upon each other and divided into pieces, they continued to draw in free Quintessence, devouring more of the universe's potential. The surviving Pure Realms were drawn by the flow of Quintessence and began to merge with each other, both by design of some of the Pure Ones or in desperate self- defense to avoid complete assimilation. They were saved by the very Horizon that protected the One's creations from the vengeance of the True Pure Ones. And so we came to where we are now, with the realms of the Pure Ones in the so-called 'Deep Umbra' striving desperately to avoid complete assimilation into the One's maw. That maw reaches ever wider, and we all fear the moment when the influx of energies is enough to revive the One, for then she will likely assimilate all those who derive their existence from her and renew the war upon the True Pure Ones. And all that is will be reduced to her slaves. We will not be fodder for the cannibal goddess who devours her own young. If Gaia rouses, she will be Kali, seeking to make herself Brahma, the fount of all things. We do not intend to be devoured. Instead, we will use the divisions among her servants to smash all her works to rubble. This creation will be destroyed and all the enslaved Quintessence will be freed. And then we and our masters will be free once more to create universes shaped to fit our own desires. We will be gods, instead of dinner. Oh come now, since when did evil gods keep their promises? What guarantee do you have that the 'True Pure Ones' won't eat you too? After all, didn't you say the only reason the One got away with it was that they constantly warred for free Quintessence? Why won't you end up as fodder serving them? We'll definitely end up as fodder if we don't. The mightiest of the Nephandi can go toe to toe with our lords, and the purpose of our service is, in part, to gain their secrets that we might become gods ourselves. We face two possible futures. If Gaia wins, we'll be devoured. If Gaia loses, we'll go down with her unless we give our service to the True Pure Ones. They do reward their servants with power, wisdom, and glory, so long as we do not fail. And we do not intend to fail. Of course, some of us are complete lunatics, who simply seek out something powerful to serve because they enjoy grovelling, or they're nihilists, or they're deranged in some other manner. They don't worry about such things. They'd probably serve the True Pure Ones if Gaia really was benevolent and the True Pure Ones told them they were going to be eaten when it was all over. But most of us aren't lunatics; the true lunatics either die or cease to be able to function inside the Horizon without Paradox devouring them. Others were seduced to the dark side, so to speak, brought over with promises of power and pleasure and freedom from morality. These tend to be barabbi. Some of them prosper, and others fall, but it depends a lot on individual talent. And some, like myself, simply rationally looked at the world and saw the way the wind is blowing. Why should I serve Gaia when she created me only to make herself more powerful? Why should I care about this universe when one day I can make my own and rule over it? What makes her order of the universe any more worthy to survive than any of the others she devoured to create this one? And how can she defend it if she has fallen asleep, and her own children rip each other apart? She can't win, so I picked the side that will win. Gaia has fallen, and she can't get up. I'd go it alone if I could, but I can't. I'm not so lunatic as to think I can fight Gaia AND the True Pure Ones. I have seen their power, and I know that until I learn all they have to teach me and grow much, much stronger, I have only two choices: submission or destruction. If I serve them, they will make me stronger to serve them better, and in the end, I will be ready to take my place among their ranks. Better to serve in Hell than to die in Heaven. Now, different ones among our ranks serve our Lords in different ways. Some of us aid the 'Fallen Ones', also known as the Infernal Hordes, or the Demons, helping them to corrupt the weak Avatars of the masses, which undercuts Gaia's seedbed of powerful beings and strengthens them, who have as much reason to hate The One as we do. This is where I do my work. Some of us are known as the 'Malfeans', who aid one of the most powerful of Gaia's servants, the Wyrm, who has now gone mad and seeks to slay his creator with the aid of hordes of corrupted nature spirits. Many among our ranks believe the Wyrm may be the key to shattering Gaia's creation from within, certainly much faster than feeding the souls of the Sleepers into the maws of the Infernal Powers, for humanity now breeds faster than we can corrupt it. And finally, some of us serve the True Pure Ones directly. They are often the most powerful of us, but at the same time, they tend to be the most warped, for they have been imprinted with the essence of beings utterly and completely alien to the One's impoverished reality. Their job is to rend the Horizon to rubble and let our masters through to resume their war upon the One before she can recover. What proof do you have that any of this is true? How do you know Gaia plans to devour her children? How do you know any of this long rant about the history of the universe isn't just a lie by jealous and evil alien beings who want to use you as Quislings? It is the one version of history which makes sense of everything. Why the One created other beings. How all of creation functions. Why souls can grow more powerful. Why Gaia's creations war upon each other and she does nothing. Where the True Pure Ones came from. Why they want to destroy all of creation. The hiearchy of spirits. Everything. And I have seen it, seen the events which brought this to pass, shown me by the ones I serve. But ultimately, I have faith. These truths sing to my very essence, even my Avatar, which should be trying to push me along the One's road, instead proclaims the truth of this message. Come, have you not ever wondered where Evil could come from if the creator was all-Good? Does it not make more sense to acknowledge that the Creator was Evil and that her apparent Good is only a false front to lure her future meals into a false sense of security so they will breed and fatten themselves up? Aquinas would argue that Evil has no true existence, that it is only a defective form of Good, a negation of it with no actual existence. Thus, because the Creator made a universe which was not completely perfect (for if it was perfect, it would not be seperate from the Creator, for only one perfect thing can exist at a time), it was possible for Evil to seem to exist. What an utter pile of crap. What sort of incompetent all-Good creator would make something with the potential for Evil? And if the creator is all- knowing, then the creator would KNOW that her creation would turn to Evil. It would be her own fault. The universe only makes sense if its creator is at least partly Evil. Perhaps she considered it worth the risk, or it was necessary to accomplish some greater good. After all, only free-willed creatures can give meaningful love. Yet, making them free-willed has the risk they will do evil. Is that not as good an explanation as yours? The universe is harsh and cruel. Why create so many completely unfair situations, like plagues that kill the innocent and the guilty alike? If we do indeed mold the universe into order by sucking in free Quintessence and processing it as you suggest, and we ourselves are flawed beings with the capacity for evil, perhaps we wrecked it ourselves. Do not so many cultures, even the supernatural ones, postulate a past golden age which human greed or sin destroyed? Perhaps Adam and Eve were not cast out of the Garden, but rather destroyed it themselves through their own inner weakness coupled with the power to reshape the world. And perhaps your 'True Pure Ones' are merely more of the Fallen Ones with delusions of grandeur, unable to see that they cast themselves out, and desiring to wreck all the One's creations from the desire for revenge. How pathetic. You're in no position to call anyone pathetic, Dr. Warwick. Unless you'd like me to get another one of my servants to finish off your wife. So what do you want of me? I doubt you came here just to preach. I believe you would make a quite useful servant. After all, apparently EVERYONE trusts you. And I'm curious as to how you pulled off that little feat. I treat everyone with the respect they deserve. And I believe they all enjoyed explaining what they believe, even if I did get somewhat critical of them at times. Well, I'm sure you'll explain everything freely once we take you to the Caul. The what? The Caul. It's the place where your previous bondage to The One is stripped away, and your Avatar is made to draw its life from your new master among the True Pure Ones. You will cease to feed Gaia or be dependent upon her to sustain your existence. Normally, we only use it on people who voluntarily embrace it, but in your case, we'll make an exception. You will be one of us, unable to turn back. If you can just zap people evil, why don't you do that to everyone? Well, for one thing, it requires a substantal energy expenditure by our masters. It simply isn't worth it to use for bulk corruption. And secondly, our masters prefer willing service; while coerced servants make good pawns, they tend to look for a way out, and sometimes they find one. And thirdly, it can't be done without giving away where the particular Caul is, and if the subject does escape, they can lead others to us, resulting in our destruction. And finally, kidnapping mages is far too dangerous to be used as a regular tactic. So, it's mainly used to bind willing servants. Exactly. Still, you know many secrets which it will be worth it to extract. Plus, I wish to flush out whoever is using you as a stalking horse. A what? Come, come, you don't think you got a Garou wife for a guardian and access to everyone in the universe under your own power, do you? How do you think those phone numbers got into your phone book? And how do you think you got to talk to multiple Mind masters without them turning your brain into putty and yourself into their butt boy? Perhaps they simply prefered to try to persuade me with words. I'd imagine coercing everyone with your will would become boring after a while. Trust me, it never gets boring. But I've been trying to crack your will with my own power, and you simply become more obnoxious. [pause] I did not mean to reveal that. But enough of this. Time to take you to the Caul so that I can finish drawing out your secrets tonight, and tomorrow, I can celebrate Samhain in my own way. [looks out the window] Hmm. The sun is setting. How appropriate. Ahh, yes. The sunset is quite lovely here. A pity we'll have a gibbous moon instead of a full moon for all the werewolves to enjoy. And your wife in the closet will be missing it entirely. Hmm. I wonder what would happen if we put her in the Caul. Perhaps we'll bring her along for a test. Sid, get her out of the closet. Sid, she can't transform while the chains are on her unless she enjoys frying her own flesh. Good boy. It's hard to get help like him. Yes, most people wouldn't be willing to get an angry werewolf out of a closet, no matter how many chains you wrap her in. And there goes the last of the sunlight. Ahh, a blood red moon. How wonderfully symbolic. Of course, it would be better if it had saved itself for Halloween proper. You are aware that in several calendars, a given day starts the night before? So that this is a new liturgical day, and from the viewpoint of Catholics, and Jews, and some Pagans, Halloween has already begun? Having better things to do with my life than read boring moldy old books, no. But I'll keep that in mind. Ready to go? You are aware that silver is a rather wretched material for chains, given how soft it is? Yes. But since it burns werewolves, it works rather well. Especially when it's a coating of silver over ordinary steel. And here's your lovely wife. Shall we be going? I suppose you'd be in trouble if that silver coating turned into, oh, say...tin foil. Yes, but that's not going to be happening, unless one of your mage associates is hiding in your pocket. And I made quite sure there was no one else here. Unless perhaps your invisible patron is about to come forth? No, I'm afraid you apparently got confused and coated your chains with tinfoil. Hmm. There goes Sid's head. A pity to see a good boy die like that. [now held in a tight grip by Vicki Warwick] You! You changed the coating! But how? There is more in Heaven and Earth than is dreamt of in Nephandic philosophy. You can meditate on that while you wait to be reincarnated. Assuming your masters don't devour you for leading their enemies to your Labrynth. This should be an interesting posse comitatus indeed. Now where did I put that phone book... The End. [Author's note: Mr. Flax appears in the Book of Madness on page 31. Dr. Steven Warwick appears in the Book of Madness, p. 67-71 and 89-90. He is in fact Steven of Warwick, a Marauder who is a normal human 357 days of the year, reverting to his true identity from sunset before to the dawn after the eight holy days of his old pagan faith. During that time, he hunts down various supernatural evils and makes whatever arrangements must be made to preserve the normality of Dr. Warwick's life, including name changes and moves to new universities. However, the arrival of Johnny Gore, a Corax who drew Dr. Warwick into the shadow world of Mages by arriving in his study and explaining half the supernatural history of the universe to him, especially the Marauder related bits (which forms the framework for the introduction to Marauders in their section of the Book of Madness), shattered Warwick's shell of 'normality' at least for the moment. And this forms my excuse for him going around interviewing every kind of mage he could find. :) I had actually originally intended for the interviewer of the mages to remain completely anonymous, but as I was trying to plan ahead, I suddenly realized that Warwick would be perfect for this task. Of course, a fair number of the comments of the anonymous sleeper from the first segments doesn't quite fit the good Doctor's personality, but my life is too busy to go back and revise them, and the use of Warwick is more an in-joke than an essential part of all of this. I hope you all enjoyed reading these; I've enjoyed writing them. They've helped me focus my understanding of all these different groups, especially several like the Euthanatos and the Hollow Ones who I simply never quite 'got' before I had to try to write from their viewpoint. The total bodycount on this project, if you're curious, is 535 KB, written September 9 to October 25th (When I wrote this last one, though not when I posted it). I will eventually try my hand at the Sorceror's Crusade groups, but since I don't own a copy yet, and won't have the funding to buy it for a while, it'll have to wait. And in conclusion, if anyone has a spare Euthanatos Tradbook just lying around they could give me or sell to me, I'd be eternally grateful, as its the only one I don't have, and I can't bring myself to shell out 20 dollars for a collection of three tradbooks that holds it when I already have two of them, and would essentially be spending 20 dollars to get a tradbook that sold for 10 dollars during the five seconds in which it was in print. Please don't make me beg, good citizens of the world :) And in real conclusion, may Ascension come before the Jayhawks have a winning football season, because if we have to wait for that, we'll NEVER ascend...] The End (For now)